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One day we hope to win Killdozer at an auction. Because it's Killdozer. Imagine turning up to a job with Killdozer. Woo-hoo

Dangerous Jobs Part 1. Big Ditch Heavy Earthmoving Machine Wrangler. Go Big Or Go Home

When you drive an one and a half to and from work with someone to work heavy machinery and build dams, random car conversations are bound to break out. On the 11th of June, topics included the wisdom of Insane Clown Posse & Ice-T, how to throw out hand signs, Steve 'n' the Seagulls, questionable taste in music - and how to bridge differences and meet in the middle to achieve compromise. Plus there was a crayfish. Not in the car. In the video

Today started with 'Bossman for the Day' Mandela 'improving' my work from yesterday. I take on the role of lackey, because someone has to. And Mandela advises me that I have 3 offical titles today - none complimentary.

We decide that Nick the Trainee was responsible for leaving the root ball in the dam wall because of our workplace policy of 'last man on takes the blame for everything'. Nick does come up with the saying of the year though - and it's not 'Nick doesn't like sushi'. Duties are assigned, and then all re-assigned to Dragon Boy Nick - because not liking sushi means that he's not team.

Amish sneaks up on us all stealthy like - but we saw his sexy 3XL size head approaching, which robbed him of the element of surprise. But straight away, he plays into Mandela's blame game - siding with the 'side of righteousness' - which by the way, is the wrong side. In advertising school, they use this as an example of false advertising. As we start, Nick is confident on the inside. His outside is looking less confident - more fearful of the loose brief he has been given.

In part 2, a montage and an excavator arrive. On the way home, Mandela is made aware that Coca-Cola is probably going to issue him with a cease and desist order, rather than the $100,000 sponsorship he has been working on as his retirement plan. This does not worry him. Being quick on his feet, and hungry of mouth - he takes defeat in his stride, and now focuses his abundant product placement energy on Oreo's. However, through Oreo's, we learn a very important character trait of Mandela's - and that is that even though he has brothers and sisters, he shares like an only child. And that is the reason that all Scott's heroic drone footage was of me today. Because I share, and I am the more sympathetic character in this story - or there was a scheduling conflict in the afternoon. One of those two things.

Finally we learn of Amish's appreciation of noisy death metal, and Mandela's membership of the Flat Earth Society - which he way too aggressively denies - proving what he tries so hard to deny. Amish agrees and is ecstatic because everything finally makes sense regarding Mandela - but we can't tell - because he is still in stealth mode. Impassive.

Day 6 started well. But then Mr Boggy Boggerson raised his ugly head. Once again.

Who's a firestarter then?